Flirty Fiction Dictionary

We try to inject humor into Flirty Fiction as much as possible.  That said, here are a list of terms and/or acronyms that you might run across round these parts:

Bangover (noun)
1. An inability to begin a new book because you’re still living in the last books world.
2. A book hangover.

The Creeps (noun)
1. A feeling of gradual anxiety, caused by fictional characters. The Creeps can (and most likely, will), occur at the same time, or immediately following, the reading of a steamy scene that made your lady bits clench up. (See: Mark Connelly, from Good by S. Walden).

Cunt Punt (verb)
1. The act of swiftly kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the attackers foot gets lodged inside the vagina.
Example: “Bitch, if you sleep with my book boyfriend one more time, I’ll cunt punt you so hard that my toenail will get lodged in the roof of your mouth.

Dick Kick (verb)
1. Intentional or unintentional (yeah, right) act of kicking a man in the penis.

DNF: Did not finish

HEA: Happily Ever After

NA: New Adult

TBR: To Be Read

WTF: Probably in reference to Night Owl by M. Pierce

YA: Young Adult

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